- monthly subscription or
- one time payment
- cancelable any time
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
the more time that passes
the dumber spiderman (2002) looks
yall dont believe me huh
mother i must feed
Mother, why do you cry?
JESUS CRUST
75% real baby hair
Gets funnier every time.
This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.
X-Men: Abolition of Class (2019)
this is what being racist and not staying in your damn lane does to you
Please reblog.
You can donate to www.bearsearscoalition.org
American Shorthair
Siamese
Vampire
Gingerbread Loaf
Literal Cloud
Attempted Murder
Dark Matter
A lil mermaid for mermay!! I have a speedpaint video you can watch here if your interested!!
Golden pheasant (Chrysolophus pictus)
The golden pheasant is a gamebird of the order Galliformes (gallinaceous birds) and the family Phasianidae (pheasants). It is native to forests in mountainous areas of western China, but feral populations have been established in the United Kingdom, Canada, the United States, Mexico, Colombia, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, the Falkland Islands, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, France, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. The adult male is 90–105 cm in length, its tail accounting for two-thirds of the total length. The female (hen) is much less showy, with a duller mottled brown plumage similar to that of the female common pheasant.They feed on the ground on grain, leaves and invertebrates, but they roost in trees at night. While they can fly clumsily in short bursts, they prefer to run and spend most of their time on the ground. If startled, they can suddenly burst upwards at great speed and with a distinctive wing sound.
photo credits: Bjørn Christian Tørrissen, Snowmanradio, wiki
me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong
Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
*zoom in*
*enhance*
I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it
Harry Potter v. 1.07 patch notes:
- Representation previously only mentioned in social media is now made explicit
- Ron’s dialogue is now uncensored
- Fixed bizarre bug that changed Arthur Rubeus Potter’s name to Albus Severus
- Fixed bug which made Harry’s job say “Auror” instead of “Hogwarts’ DADA Teacher”
- Harry no longer returns to the Dursley’s after rescuing Sirius and instead goes with him
- Severus Snape is no longer praised nor regarded in a nice manner in any instance
- Professor McGonagall’s Immortality is now implemented
- “The Cursed Child” is now completely removed from canon, as it was previously added by mistake.
Promised Love
they never kissed or went on a date goku rawed her and died twice and had a green man raise his son
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)